iPad 3 To Be Released Before Christmas, Says Apple CEO Cook

The iPad3 tablet will be in stores before Christmas, according to a rather confused Apple CEO Tim Cook. Great - but maybe he's just mixing stuff up.

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Facebook Timeline Accidentally Shows Future, Users Freaking Out

The new Timeline feature on Facebook has accidentally revealed not just the past, but also the future of some users, scaring the hell out of them.


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Google+ Copies Facebook Poke, Adds 5 More Crappy Actions

To keep up with Facebook, Google+ has now copied Facebook's "Poke" feature, and added another 5 actions that surely bring the social network to life.

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"Facebook Is New Yahoo" Rumor Flips Out CEO Mark Zuckerberg

CEO Mark Zuckerberg defends himself against rumors about his lack of vision, as Facebook struggles with Google+ and is labeled "the new Yahoo".

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Blackmailed Google Reluctantly Launches Mafia+ Social Network

Today Google reluctantly launched the Mafia+ social network, developed after CEO Larry Page was blackmailed with Google Porn material.

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Microsoft Experts Explain Why Windows 8 Will Be Completely Free

Windows 8, which Microsoft reveals to developers today, will be completely FREE! Our shocked experts wonder how on earth that could be.

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Twitter Launches New $1000 280-character Super Tweet service

Quote from Twitter CEO Dick Costolo about the new Super Tweet service, that allows users to enter up to 280 characters for a whopping $1000 each.

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Final Interview with Apple's Steve Jobs: 5 Shockingly Honest Answers

Former Apple CEO Steve Jobs, who recently resigned, answers 5 questions in an exclusive interview. Brace yourself, as we reveal the true Mr. Apple.

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iPad 2 Price Drops To $98 As Apple CEO Tim Cook Gets Nervous

Funny quote from a nervous Apple CEO Tim Cook, who's dropping iPad 2 prices to just $98, swearing it has nothing to do with HP's TouchPad tablet.

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How To Download Windows 8: Experts Reveal 3 Easy Ways

While Microsoft keeps pretending they are still building Windows 8, you can already download it, and our Microsoft experts will show you how.

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Apple Ex-CEO Steve Jobs Assists In Arrest of Samsung Galaxy Tab Users

To enforce the ban of Samsung's Galaxy Tab in Germany, former Apple CEO Steve Jobs has personally assisted in the arrest of several intellectual property infringers.

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Furious Apple CEO Steve Jobs About Those Pesky Samsung Galaxy Products

Funny quote from Apple CEO Steve Jobs about those pesky Samsung Galaxy products which Apple claims are infringing its intellectual yadda yadda.

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Mozilla: Firefox 7 browser might use 50 to 75% more memory

The Mozilla Foundation announced today that for future Firefox versions, fixing memory leaks will no longer be a priority, to reduce pressure on developers.

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Disturbing quote from CEO Mark Zuckerberg About Facebook Causing Teen Psych Disorders

Rather disturbing quote from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg about Facebook causing psychological disorders in teenagers due to heavy use of the social network.

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Apple's iPhone 5: 5 solid reasons why you should skip it

I thought the iPhone 5 would bring me to Smartphone Heaven, but Apple's latest is definitely not the greatest, and here's 5 solid reasons for skipping it.

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Windows 8 beta: Microsoft experts explain why it's no big deal, really

Microsoft is still working hard on Windows 8, and Steve Ballmer says it's great, but our Microsoft experts have a hard time getting all excited about it.

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Windows XP experts about Microsoft's shameless Upgrade-Or-Die policy

Microsoft has shocked everyone with their aggressive Upgrade Or Die policy for Windows XP users, telling them to upgrade in 1000 days.

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How Google+ Totally Ruined My Social Life in Just 5 Days

I thought I was lucky to get invited to Google+, the new social network from Google, but after just 5 days, my social life has been completely ruined.


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Embarrased Visa CEO reveals actual reason for blocking Wikileaks donations

Funny quote from embarassed Visa CEO Joseph W. Saunders, revealing the actual reason for blocking Wikileaks donations, which appears surprisingly personal.

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Winklevoss twins sue each other, both claim original Facebook concept

Failing to shake out Mark any further, the Winklevoss twins are now turning against each other, both claiming they had the original idea for Facebook.

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