iPad 3 To Be Released Before Christmas, Says Apple CEO Cook

The iPad3 tablet will be in stores before Christmas, according to a rather confused Apple CEO Tim Cook. Great - but maybe he's just mixing stuff up.

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Facebook Timeline Accidentally Shows Future, Users Freaking Out

The new Timeline feature on Facebook has accidentally revealed not just the past, but also the future of some users, scaring the hell out of them.


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Google+ Copies Facebook Poke, Adds 5 More Crappy Actions

To keep up with Facebook, Google+ has now copied Facebook's "Poke" feature, and added another 5 actions that surely bring the social network to life.

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"Facebook Is New Yahoo" Rumor Flips Out CEO Mark Zuckerberg

CEO Mark Zuckerberg defends himself against rumors about his lack of vision, as Facebook struggles with Google+ and is labeled "the new Yahoo".

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Blackmailed Google Reluctantly Launches Mafia+ Social Network

Today Google reluctantly launched the Mafia+ social network, developed after CEO Larry Page was blackmailed with Google Porn material.

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Microsoft Experts Explain Why Windows 8 Will Be Completely Free

Windows 8, which Microsoft reveals to developers today, will be completely FREE! Our shocked experts wonder how on earth that could be.

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Twitter Launches New $1000 280-character Super Tweet service

Quote from Twitter CEO Dick Costolo about the new Super Tweet service, that allows users to enter up to 280 characters for a whopping $1000 each.

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Desperate Samsung Redesigns Banned Galaxy Tablets to Include Printer

As it remains banned in Germany, Samsung has redesigned the Galaxy Tab 10.1 tablet to include a printer, avoiding all similarity with Apple's iPad.

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Final Interview with Apple's Steve Jobs: 5 Shockingly Honest Answers

Former Apple CEO Steve Jobs, who recently resigned, answers 5 questions in an exclusive interview. Brace yourself, as we reveal the true Mr. Apple.

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iPad 2 Price Drops To $98 As Apple CEO Tim Cook Gets Nervous

Funny quote from a nervous Apple CEO Tim Cook, who's dropping iPad 2 prices to just $98, swearing it has nothing to do with HP's TouchPad tablet.

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How To Download Windows 8: Experts Reveal 3 Easy Ways

While Microsoft keeps pretending they are still building Windows 8, you can already download it, and our Microsoft experts will show you how.

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Apple Ex-CEO Steve Jobs Assists In Arrest of Samsung Galaxy Tab Users

To enforce the ban of Samsung's Galaxy Tab in Germany, former Apple CEO Steve Jobs has personally assisted in the arrest of several intellectual property infringers.

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Furious Apple CEO Steve Jobs About Those Pesky Samsung Galaxy Products

Funny quote from Apple CEO Steve Jobs about those pesky Samsung Galaxy products which Apple claims are infringing its intellectual yadda yadda.

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Mozilla: Firefox 7 browser might use 50 to 75% more memory

The Mozilla Foundation announced today that for future Firefox versions, fixing memory leaks will no longer be a priority, to reduce pressure on developers.

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Disturbing quote from CEO Mark Zuckerberg About Facebook Causing Teen Psych Disorders

Rather disturbing quote from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg about Facebook causing psychological disorders in teenagers due to heavy use of the social network.

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Apple's iPhone 5: 5 solid reasons why you should skip it

I thought the iPhone 5 would bring me to Smartphone Heaven, but Apple's latest is definitely not the greatest, and here's 5 solid reasons for skipping it.

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Windows 8 beta: Microsoft experts explain why it's no big deal, really

Microsoft is still working hard on Windows 8, and Steve Ballmer says it's great, but our Microsoft experts have a hard time getting all excited about it.

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Fun Quote: Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the iPhone 5 release

Fun quote from Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the upcoming iPhone 5 release, for which he expects great success thanks to a new packaging.

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Fun Quote: Nervous CEO Steve Ballmer about Microsoft's silly social network

Fun quote from Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer about Microsoft's leaked attempt at creating yet another social network, Tulahulahoop.

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Google Porn hits 100M users as Google+ popularity drops fast

As the immensely popular Google Porn service hits 100M users, Google's newly launched social network Google+ can hardly keep up with merely 10M users.
You remember Google Porn? Sure you do. It's the revolutionary new service launched by Google earlier this year, and it's still growing like it's on Viagra. After gathering no less than 25 million users in its trial phase, the service has taken a huge flight and is now hitting the 100 million users.
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Windows XP experts about Microsoft's shameless Upgrade-Or-Die policy

Microsoft has shocked everyone with their aggressive Upgrade Or Die policy for Windows XP users, telling them to upgrade in 1000 days.

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How Google+ Totally Ruined My Social Life in Just 5 Days

I thought I was lucky to get invited to Google+, the new social network from Google, but after just 5 days, my social life has been completely ruined.


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Embarrased Visa CEO reveals actual reason for blocking Wikileaks donations

Funny quote from embarassed Visa CEO Joseph W. Saunders, revealing the actual reason for blocking Wikileaks donations, which appears surprisingly personal.

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Winklevoss twins sue each other, both claim original Facebook concept

Failing to shake out Mark any further, the Winklevoss twins are now turning against each other, both claiming they had the original idea for Facebook.

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Security experts about the LulzSec hack of whitehouse.gov

Last night LulzSec hackers struck once with a brutal attack on whitehouse.gov, displaying countless state secrets. What do security experts say about it?

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Hilarious: Google CEO Larry Page about the new Google+ social network

Hilarious quote from Google CEO Larry Page about how he got the concept for the new Google+ social network, that will compete directly with Facebook.

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Survey uncovers 3 new SEO techniques to increase blog traffic dramatically

In a large-scale survey Alexa Internet has uncovered 3 little used but ground-breaking ways that are used to significantly increase traffic to blogs.

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What our Tablet Gurus say about the glorious HP TouchPad

"There's nothing like it.", says HP about their new TouchPad tablet, which runs webOS. Read what our Tablet Gurus have to say about the TouchPad.

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Fun Quote: Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the lack of Flash on the iPad

Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the lack of Flash on the iPad, which he describes as "no big deal" - and for which proposes a simple yet elegant solution.

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The Facebook iPad app: 5 amazing features

Facebook has finally launched its offical iPad app, sporting automatic privacy protection, improved dating support, real life integration, and more.

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SAP announces Complicated Business Suite, quotes "need for complexity"

After complaints from implementation consultants, SAP is now introducing the new Complicated Business Suite, adding much-needed complexity.

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Fun Quote: Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer about Mozilla Firefox 5 and Internet Explorer 10

Funny quote from Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer about the upcoming release of Mozilla Firefox 5 and Internet Explorer 10.

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Unbelievable: Skype down again as Microsoft fumbles with operations

Unbelievable but funny: Microsoft, that has recently acquired Skype to boost its position in the enterprise collaboration market, can hardly keep its hands off the day to day operations at Skype, resulting in some serious interruptions of the service worldwide.

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Fun Quote: Apple CEO Steve Jobs babbling at the WWDC about iCloud, OS X Lion, and iOS 5

Fun quote from a weak and babbling Apple CEO Steve Jobs about iCloud, OS X Lion and iOS 5 at the World Wide Developer Conference in San Francisco.

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Hilarious: What the experts say about Apple's iOS 5

There are many rumors about the upcoming release of Apple's iOS, which will be announced on the WWDC tomorrow. Read what the experts say about iOS 5.

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Apple admits providing fake Windows 8 Beta downloads

After complains from Microsoft customers, the source of fake Windows 8 Beta was eventually revealed this week, when Apple apologized for its guerilla marketing stunt.

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Fun Quote: Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the new Windows 8 touch interface

Funny quote from Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the new Windows 8 touch interface, responding to questions at the launch of his new book.

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Drunk Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer about five intriguing changes in Windows 8

A rather intoxicated Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer tells us about five intriguing changes in the new Windows 8, including appearance, HTML rendering, games, a special edition, and personal assistence.

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Quote: Sony CEO Kazuo Hirai about the actual cause of the PlayStation Network breakdown

Quote from Sony CEO Kazuo Hirai about the actual cause of the PlayStation Network breakdown, speaking at the launch of "Apologies for Dummies and CEOs".

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Quote: Lady Gaga about Amazon’s trouble and the Skype outage

Funny quote from Lady Gaga, amazed at the overwhelming success of her new album Born This Way (Better Skip This One), about Amazon's trouble and the Skype outage.

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