iPad 3 To Be Released Before Christmas, Says Apple CEO Cook

The iPad3 tablet will be in stores before Christmas, according to a rather confused Apple CEO Tim Cook. Great - but maybe he's just mixing stuff up.

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Facebook Timeline Accidentally Shows Future, Users Freaking Out

The new Timeline feature on Facebook has accidentally revealed not just the past, but also the future of some users, scaring the hell out of them.


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Google+ Copies Facebook Poke, Adds 5 More Crappy Actions

To keep up with Facebook, Google+ has now copied Facebook's "Poke" feature, and added another 5 actions that surely bring the social network to life.

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"Facebook Is New Yahoo" Rumor Flips Out CEO Mark Zuckerberg

CEO Mark Zuckerberg defends himself against rumors about his lack of vision, as Facebook struggles with Google+ and is labeled "the new Yahoo".

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Blackmailed Google Reluctantly Launches Mafia+ Social Network

Today Google reluctantly launched the Mafia+ social network, developed after CEO Larry Page was blackmailed with Google Porn material.

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Microsoft Experts Explain Why Windows 8 Will Be Completely Free

Windows 8, which Microsoft reveals to developers today, will be completely FREE! Our shocked experts wonder how on earth that could be.

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Twitter Launches New $1000 280-character Super Tweet service

Quote from Twitter CEO Dick Costolo about the new Super Tweet service, that allows users to enter up to 280 characters for a whopping $1000 each.

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